Based upon a lame joke I made up in my head ages ago but never told anyone until today, and presented without apology.
Husband: Yeah, got caught on a nail.
Wife: Uh, no. The sewing kit’s in the drawer. Eumenidoze yourself.
Now don’t get mad. I did warn you it would be lame, but you went on and read it anyway.
Tragically, you’ve only yourself to blame.