Confessions of a surreal killer…

When my kids were little they loved watching Veggie Tales, starring Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber.

Sometimes, when preparing a meal, I would carve a face into a cucumber so it looked like Larry, and show it to my children, and they’d laugh.

Then I would stab Larry, and slice him up right in front of them, and we would have Larry for lunch.

Despite being witness to their mom’s murdering of beloved cartoon characters, they’ve turned out surprisingly close to normal.

stab larry

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About Bobbie Laughman

May vanish if startled. Professional Advice Dispenser. Amateur Human Being. Scam Detector. Christian. Grandma. Writer-ish. Artistic leanings. Anti-social. Old School Trekkie. Contains Nuts.
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